向青华

Who Is the Laziest?
Mother:Mary, who is the laziest in your class?
Mary:I dont't know, Mum.
Mother:Please think it over.
Who is sitting and gazing around the class when all ofyou are doing your exercises.
Mary:I know,Mum.
Mother:Who?
Mary:Our teacher.
谁最懒
妈妈：玛丽，你们班上谁最懒？
玛丽：我不知道，妈妈。
妈妈：好好想一想。当所有同学都在做作业时，谁闲坐着东张西望而不学习？
玛丽：妈妈，我知道了。
妈妈：谁？
玛丽：老师。
The Policeman and the Thief
Policeman:Have you stolen anything?
Thief:Sometimes.
Policeman:Where did you steal?
Thief:Here and there.
Policeman:Well,put you into prison first.
Thief:When will I be free?
Policeman:Sooner or later.
警察与小偷
警察：你偷过东西吗？
小偷：有时。
警察：在哪儿偷过？
小偷：各处。
警察：好吧，先关起来。
小偷：什么时候放我出去？
警察：迟早。

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